"HOW NARC WORKS"

Narc watches every new pump.fun launch. When a coin gets traction it runs a background check: who sniped it in the first blocks, which wallets were funded from the same source, whether the dev quietly moved tokens to fresh wallets and sold, how much profit insiders are sitting on, and whether the coin is a copycat.

Every check becomes a case file in this room. Only proven dirt gets stamped NARCD 🚨: self-bonded coins (the dev bought half the supply), phantom holdings, Mayhem launches, hidden dev sells, or traced bundler hubs. Bundles and snipers are shown as facts, not verdicts, because about 1 in 3 real runners launched that way.

"No red flags" never means safe. Reality check: about 0.5% of pump.fun launches graduate organically, about 5 in 10,000 reach $100K, and about 1 in 8,000 reaches $1M.

Paste any contract address to @thenarcbot on Telegram for a full report. Type /alerts on for fresh clean leads and Most Wanted devs launching again, and /watch <CA> to get pinged when a coin's dev or bundle wallets sell. Read-only. No wallet connect. Ever.